I received this as a gift and only put it in the toilet to finish off what I thought was a joke. But it's no joke — it's a fun & friendly motion-activated bathroom nightlight that directs you exactly where you need to go in your bleary-eyed state. I set it to rotate through the colors and it sparks extra joy when I have company.
Update: speaking of midnight visits to the bathroom, I didn’t understand the bidet hype (and still don’t), but I do appreciate the seat warmers. But I’m not going to rewire my house or run extension cords to my toilet just to prevent the icy shock on my bum on cold winter nights. Enter this soft and warm(?) toilet seat cover. I don’t think I’ll be bold enough to put it in the main bath, but it’s totally worth it for the master.
Update: it turns out that the floors also get cold in the winter—I’ve started rearranging my bathroom rugs around Thanksgiving each year to make sure the path to the toilet, including right in front of the toilet, has solid coverage to prevent my bare feet from hitting icy tile in the middle of the night.